SPOTTED!  

B leaving Pure Yoga all sweaty and glowing after a good class, her Mentromint Lemonmint water in her right hand, and her ever present iPhone in her left. It doesn’t take this queen long to get right back down to business after her de-stress time, does it?

S was spotted splitting a strawberry froyo with N at Pinkberry, the two were literally spooning the pink goop into one another’s mouths. It’s enough to make someone ditch their froyo and head for the bathroom with B. And the only thing more sickly sweet than their PDA was the gummy bears S topped the froyo with. N made sure S got the biggest container of froyo they had, because baby Archibald needs some sugary calcium, too!

C buying another scarf from J.Press, guess he lost his old favorite? Or maybe he’s just buying baby Bass a signature scarf of his own. After all, on the Upper East Side it’s never too early to learn fashion.

D drowning more sorrows into a glass of cold beer with Ivy. Those two are still up to something? Good news, I guess, that what they’re planning is well thought out, but I’m getting impatient! They’d better act quick before I lose interest all together.

xo xo,

gossip girl 

Hey, Upper East Siders! 

How was your Easter? I hope it was as good as mine. But, while the kiddies gathered their chocolate filled eggs, and you indulged in too many mimosas, S was making some major life decisions. The recently wed Upper East Side it girl just ended her two year marriage with her former, now to be current again, stepbrother D. And only hours later, S was spotted moving into N’s suite at the Empire. Her blonde hair was blowing all about in the March breeze, but even in her ripped True Religion jeans and classic navy and white striped boat neck tee shirt, she looked like a model escaped from the runway. N helped her carry every last Louis Vuitton luggage case up to his suite, and then the two indulged in a late Easter brunch of waffles, whipped cream, and some bubbly. And by bubbly, I mean, ginger ale. Other than that, this Easter was pretty uneventful. Of course, B had one too many chocolate bunnies and was spotted in the bathroom again, getting rid of the extra food she indulged in, but C was waiting patiently outside, ginger ale in hand, ready to comfort his beautiful wife and give her the love and reassurance she needed. With someone as wonderful as C, I have to wonder, why the sudden need to regurgitate every morsel, B? Still looking for answers, and when I get them, you’ll be the first to know.

xo xo,

gossip girl

Spotted!  

Spotted! B in Central Park with Dorota, C, and H. Now, it seems, feeding the ducks is a family tradition. How cute. S doing some self-reflecting while nibbling on some chocolate covered strawberries at Godiva. Sometimes a girl just needs her chocolate. N spotted trying on new looks at Barney’s. Wonder if he has an event he’s shopping for. Like a wedding perhaps? Or a congrats on your divorce dinner? D catching up on his reading at Barnes and Noble. Maybe searching for some inspiration, considering he hasn’t written a word in over two yeas. Well, you know what they say about heartbreak being best for the creative soul. Maybe he’ll be writing another novel sooner than he thinks. 

xo xo,

gossip girl

D was out last night with none other than his father’s ex Ivy. Now what could those two be cooking up? I bet their devious minds think alike, and I think they have vengeance on theirs.

xo xo,

gossip girl

No word yet about whether S ended things with her dear husband D. Wonder what’s the holdup. Any reason that she doesn’t want to give up on that annoying marriage and run straight into the waiting arms of Manhattan’s most eligible bachelor. Clock’s ticking, S, if you don’t snap N right up, I can think of a million others that will. 

xo xo,

gossip girl

I know, this child is so genetically blessed, it’s unfair. And S has yet to tell D about the pregnancy, but something tells me he already knows. And don’t worry about C and B they’re still the most flawless couple of the Upper East Side and, of course, their son H is flawless, too. Lily and Dr William van der Woodsen are happier than ever, off in Paris right now, which is perfect timing because at least they aren’t here to witness the return of the Charlottes. Guess, it’ll be quite the shock though when they come home and their daughter’s pregnant with a baby who isn’t her husband’s child. But, somehow, I think they’ll get over it. N always was the more suitable match.

xo xo,

gossip girl

breaking news!  

As many of you may have heard by now, S is rumored to be pregnant with the child of none other than her childhood sweetheart, N. Only one problem, S is supposed to be married to D. But, I did my digging, and I found the paternity test in the files of a very good doctor whose name I won’t divulge, for security reasons of course. It’s true, S is pregnant and the baby daddy isn’t her hubby. It’s N, which means this baby will be devastatingly gorgeous. I hope these two know what they’re in for. Being mommys and daddys isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and these two have never worked for anything a day in their lives. And I wonder whether D knew about S’s philandering? Well, if not, I’m sure he does now. 

xo xo,

gossip girl

Oooh la la. This just got juicier. If S is pregnant then it definitely is N’s, and that would explain why she left D and then why D decided to head out to all of the strip clubs in the Brooklyn area last night. I’ll have to do a little digging to get the proof to confirm this rumor, but I have a feeling this is exactly the truth I’ve been looking for.

xo xo,

gossip girl

Well, it looks like lonely boy isn’t so lonely anymore. D appears to be the one who isn’t faithful in this sad relationship. Too bad their marriage lasted less time than Kim Kardashian’s. At least they gave it a shot. Now I just can’t wait to see what B has in store for the man who dared to her embarrass her BFF. 

xo xo,

gossip girl

Send your tips here so that I can take that scandal and share it with the world, like it was intended to be.

Calling All GOSSIPS!  

Since it seems that some of you anonymous askers don’t believe that the photo I posted was adequate proof of any scandalous indiscretions that might be happening between S and N, it looks like I’m, once again, on the hunt for proof. And it’s up to you to get it for me. If you have any proof of their relationship, it’s time for you to get it to me ASAP. Just go to me “give me the dirt link” and then type away! …Get ready….get set….POST! 

Aw, thanks. Yes, I must admit, I have a definite soft spot for those two crazy kids. I’ve always felt they belonged together, ever since they cheated on B back at the Shepherd wedding. And D is just a minor annoyance, in my opinion, and S will be done with that phase in her life in no time.

The Rumors Are True 

It seems a certain rumor that S has been seeing N behind D’s back. Have been proved definitely true, and I have the pictures to prove it. This is extremely embarrassing for someone who used to everything to be proved to actually know nothing. Even about his own wife. Poor, D, cheer up, at least you now have fodder for your new book! 

SPOTTED!  

B eating a croissant and calmly sipping her usual vanilla latte in Central Park where she watched her baby Bass climb trees with the other kiddies. Looks like there’s no nannies for her, maybe she’s afraid, after all hot nannies can cause a lot of strain on a marriage, no matter how devoted you are to one another.

S sobbing into her iPhone as she shopped on Fifth. It seemed like more than just buyers remorse to me. It’s something more than those fabulous Vivier shoes we saw her buying that she regrets. Maybe it’s more along the lines of a husband?

C was spotted with his bestie N at Tiffany. We know who C was shopping for, a queen always requires new rocks, but what about N? He was spotted purchasing a rather pricey pair of exquisite emerald earrings. And we noticed they would look just divine with the new dress S bought for the Constance class reunion Friday. Coincide? I don’t believe in them.

D was spotted typing furiously on his MacBook at the Starbucks on Fifth. Since we know he’s no longer Gossip Girl, we can only imagine what masterpiece he has in store for us. But we have to wonder at his choice of local. Normally he’s more of a Brooklyn boy, who hangs out in obscure coffee shops and eats donuts in the morning. I’m betting he had his suspicions about what a certain beautiful blonde was up to, too. Let us know when you find out, D. After all, you used to know everything, right?

Spotted S and N grabbing a quick iced coffee and a long laugh. Last we heard S was married to D, but we all knew S would never really be happy with an outsider, right? Looks like she’s starting to trade up.